You know you have a smart dog when...

- You tell your dog to fetch today's newspaper and he brings it back in ONE PIECE!

-You don't have to take her on walks; she can walk herself.

-You go out to dinner and come back to find your house cleaner than it was before:

The dishes done; Your bed made ; and a slice of lemon in the toilet bowl!

-You ask him ,"Who's a good boy ?",and he replies "Me".

-Your dog doesn't eat your homework ;he does it.

-Your dog goes to Training School only to drop out a week later to "pursue her doggy dreams" and ends up getting seven doctorates in Neuroscience!