(Two teenage girls sitting on lounge chairs sipping something to drink.)



Elina: OMG girl do you see that hot guy over there he is like so cute. I think I’m going to like ya know talk to him.




Lora: whatever he is so last year. Look at him he looks like my old boyfriends… wait that is my boyfriend. Ugh so EW.




Elina: oh you’re right and I was totally hitting on him. Gross. Kinda.




Lora: What.




Elina: What your butt don’t what me. God!




Lora: What ever. You’re so immature!




Elina: OMG you are so not talking to me. That’s why your eyeliner doesn’t go with your base color.




Lora: OMG OMG no you’re not talking to me.




Elina: No of course not… Duh I’m talking to you. That’s why I said you.




Lora: You’re confusing yourself.




Elina: What!! OK SO WHAT!




Lora: Immature! Get a life!

(She stands to leave. But bumps into a Goth girl)




Lora: Ewww gross you need a totally need a makeup check.




Goth girl: You need a brain transplant.




Elina: Girl I know she wasn’t talking to you.




Lora: Its not my fault your eyeliner looks like a monkey did it. Your lips match Barney’s skin.




Goth girl: It’s not my fault your brain is an equivalent to a monkey.




Lora: We come from monkeys!!! So that means I’m very smart you don’t know what you’re talking about!

(Goth boy enters)




Goth Boy: What's up ex girl!

Goth girl: This girl is confused:




Elina and Lora: SO IMMATURE!




Goth Girl: Isn’t this girl you’re ex girlfriend.




Goth Boy: Yeah. Too bad there brain isn’t as stable as their bodies.




Elina and Lora: OMG I know he wasn’t talking about me!







Goth Girl: OMG there’s a huge panda bear!




(Elina and Lora scream and Exit)




Goth girl: You need to date better people. Don’t they know that Panda bear live only in China?




Goth Boy: Um maybe I need dating advice




(Elina and Lora enter the look around cautiously and the run to Goth boy)




Elina: Your Hot date me!




(Lora slaps her. And they begin to fight.)




Lora: He’s my boyfriend.




Goth boy: No I’m not.




Lora: you are now.




Goth Boy: Why I didn’t ask to date you.




Lora: You’re going to date me because I’m hot.




Goth Boy: So… I am too.




Goth girl: You’re so self-centered. Plus I’m hotter, and I don’t need help like the rest of ya'll.




Silence as everyone stares at her.




Goth Girl: What? That’s why there’s a wolf spider crawling. On the floor.




Lora screams and exit.

Goth girl: Why didn’t you run?




Elina: I like spiders and plus they don’t live in Pennsylvania.




Goth Boy: wanna go out with me.




Elina: Duh. That’s like asking me what 10+10 it’s obviously 17.




Goth Boy: You’re hot and you’re smart.




Goth girl: Why am I friends with you?




Goth Boy: Cause....




Lora enters




Lora: OMG I saw this really cute guy. He’s my Boyfriend now.

(Boyfriend enters)




Boyfriend: I'm hot.




Lora: Yes you are.




Goth girl: What is he you little Chihuahua?




Lora: Awwww that’s a cute nickname.




Boyfriend: Wanna see my awesome abs.




Goth girl: At least they have the same IQ. You guys make me not want to date anyone of the opposite sex.

Boyfriend: I’m too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt too sexy….




(Tomboy girl comes in)




Stephanie: Am I the only sane person here!!!




Goth girl: No I’m sane.




(Everyone except Stephanie and Goth Girl leave)




Goth Girl: What's wrong with our world?




Stephanie: Cobras.




Goth Girl: What?

Stephanie: I don’t know just trying to see if you’re still sane. I’m Stephanie.




Goth Girl: I’m Lisa. Our world is full of bubble heads.




Stephanie: Lets shake this from out of memory.




(Hip-hop music turns on and Goth girl and Stephanie begin to dance widely and exit)