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The Crazy Letter
5555 Bridlewood Blvd.
Flower Mound, Texas 75028
February 11, 2009
American Airlines Center
2500 Victory Avenue
Dallas, Texas 75219
Dear Sir/Madam,
I want to come and watch the Mavericks play. In fact, my dad already bought tickets. GO Mavs! The question I would like to ask you is' will I be able to wear my Maverick costume? It's actually a maverick! It's a five foot six inch shiny horse with eyes of like one of those bug-eyed monkeys that you see on Animal Planet. Oh my gosh! Those things creep me out!
Anyway, the hooves are made of stainless steel, so you know, they won't rust. The tail is made from hair that I shaved off of hobos from the street.
Please, don't worry the horse is not completely naked. I put a pair of Speedos on it. (The ladies like that!) The best thing about it is that it's made for me to walk like a human in. This means that you can see my belly. On it says 'Can't touch this!' in big blue letters, and on the back it has a picture of M.C Hammer!!! I like to get my groove on. Heyyyy!!! Please tell me if this will distract the crowd.
Sincerely,
Kameron R.
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