Hey, My name is Jonathon but you can call me John and I’m not exactly the most interesting guy on the planet but that doesn’t bother me and quite frankly I don’t care what other people think of me I just care what I think of me. You don’t really know me so allow me to introduce me to you I am 7 foot 400 pounds of complete laziness. I only have a select amount of friends but hey all you need is one person to stick by your side right? So let’s begin my story
I have this crush on this really cute girl named Samantha but she hates me however her best friend named Jessica (MY SISTER) I know right isn’t that outrageous she hates me and completely adores sisterr who adores me just a little too much to say the least. But she’s okay. So one day me and Jessica went to the park and we saw Samantha and it was really awkward you know when you see the person you like and don’t know whether to go up to them or not because you are with family. Until Jessica went up to her and started talking to her so I stupidly without thinking I went and I completely messed up, I messed up so bad I just wanted to kill myself it felt Terrible.
So the next day she walks up to me and starts acting nice to me like she liked me I mean honestly if she didn’t know who sisterr was she wouldn’t even know who I was. So I tried to play it cool I didn’t go great but it didn’t go good.
The next day was the first day of school and to be nervous already for school it just got worse when I figured out that she was in my Portuguese class. The Professor asked if any knew Portuguese and so of course without thinking I said yes and you know what happens next he speaks some mad fast Portuguese and I just kind of mumbled back he looked surprise and he walked back to his desk.
The next day he held me after class after I had mumbled back to him again and asked me if I knew Portuguese and he seemed like a good guy so I told him the whole story ashamedly.
Something really weird happened the next day he did it to me again and I mumbled back and he said good job to me? At the end of class Samantha came up to me and said she was struggling with Portuguese and asked if I would be her tutor and stupidly without thinking I said yes.
The next day I ran to the library and picked up some Portuguese textbooks.