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The Monkey Story: The Banana Truck Singoff
So, when we left off I was in a banana bacon truck. Something weird happened in there, though. Well, I realized that Tommy Lee-Jones was in the truck and was an undercover agent to find all monkeys. I had to give him credit, though, monkeys are attracted to bananas and bacon. Just read Curious George and he’ll tell you everything. He was advancing towards me in a waltzing matter. I noticed that perhaps he was auditioning for Dancing With the Stars. So, I offered that if i beat him in a singing contest, he was allowed to catch me. We went and had a sing-off on American Idol and Simon loved my performance so much that he gave me a record deal. Tommy lee-Jones just couldn’t deal with the defeat, though. He put cuffs on me, or tried to, and I had to run away. I took a plane to Kentucky, and I’m writing this in a barn house.
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