Everyone has one of those days. You know, you wake on the wrong side of the bed, you have to miss breakfast, you can’t find a parking spot, you get caught speeding, and by the time you get to where you’re going, you’re in a bad mood. Joey was having a day far worse than that. All that happened to him, but he had other problems. For one thing, he woke up in an alien space ship instead of his bed.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhh!” he screamed.
“The subject is awake,” a voice above him said.
“Oh, you think! Where am I?! Why can’t I see?!”
“Silence Earth specimen,” another voice said. “We …”
“I am not a specimen! Now answer me! Where. Am. I?!”
“We are politely asking you to remain quiet.”
“I’ll be quiet when you answer the question!”
“If we answer your question, will you be quiet?”
“Yes! Now answer the flipping question!”
“You are on an assaulter class war carrier and examination space craft from Jondolia; the War Reaper. The reason you can’t see or move is because we have given you a neuron sedative that will wear off in 30 Minutes, Earth time. Now, what is your full name?”
“Joey Ammos.”
“Well, Joey Ammos, we need your assistance.”
“Whoa! Me? Why me?”
“We will give you an Anti-sedative to show you”
So, a few moments later he could see.
“We need you to wake up. Wake up Uncle J. Get up!”

So, Joey woke up and decided to quit eating chocolate at 12:00 a.m. while reading this article on Teen Ink.com.