You hear the grandfather clock ring. Ding-dong-ding.

It's midnight. Your parents aren't home from their romantic night with flowers, chocolates, hugs, kisses, steak, and sparkling wine. Lots of sparkling wine. You wonder where they are. At first, you think they are finishing up dinner because your mom is a really slow eater. Ding-dong-ding.

It's twelve twenty. Your parents still are not at home. Now you start to think your dad took a wrong turn as he is not the smartest person in the world. Ding-dong-ding.

It's now twelve forty. Your parents are still not home and you’re getting really worried but you try to stay calm. You figure that your parents went and got McDonald’s near your house to get you some food. Ding-dong-ding.

It's now one in the morning. You are now getting super scared that your parents are not coming home. They were supposed to come back around 2 hours ago. You are worried that your parents are in danger, but you remember that they’re adults, they’re very careful and can take care of themselves. Grumble-grumble.

You are getting really hungry and decide to go to McDonald's because it's closer than Wendy’s and barely a block away. When you are almost to the McDonalds you see a white Ford, that looks exactly like your parent's car. You get closer and see that your parents are inside of the car but you can see they aren’t moving and blood is all over the inside. You see a gun on the floor of the front seat. You have no idea what happened to your parents but you do know that you need to go find help, and quick. You run to McDonald's and peer through the window. Nobody was there in this 24-hour service McDonald’s. You break through the window to call 911. As your dialing, you here banging noises but you don't check it out because you are stating the emergency to the police. Just when you’re about too state the address you hear a clunk. You turn around and to your horror, you see an ax dug into the wall. Just then you turn to run out the door but someone grabs you by the shirt collar. You look up and see a tall dark figure.

You thought the killer clowns in 5th grade was a joke, but who knew it was Ronald McDonald. You can’t believe what you see. The little ads that you watched as a child is nothing like the real deal. You try to dash out the open door but he grabs the ax that chopped into your ear and put it to your neck. Sweat is dripping down your face. Your eyes get big with fear.  You wished you just went to Wendy’s instead. You’re really craving one of their vanilla frosty and some chicken nuggets.

Suddenly, he grabs you by the wrist. He slowly slides his fingers between yours. You look up and see his eyes glistening in the moonlight. He asks you in his manly voice, “May I take your order?” And you faint into his arms. He brings you to the deep fryer. You wake up to the smell of fries. He sings “Ba dop ba ba ba!” (the McDonalds theme song). You look down a see that you are above the deep fryer. You look up and Ronald McDonald winks once more. You then realize you would die just like your grandma said you would, in the arms of a handsome devil. He says “Dinner is served.” Then he drops you and you fry to your death.

        The End