A few years back my family and another family were going to a Tigers game and it was a very hot day, so as you can imagine, I drank a lot of water. We were making our way to the game and I got the urge that I had to pee, but no big deal because we were only like 15 minutes away.

Or so I thought. Unfortunately, the closer we get the more and more cars there are and the slower we are moving. At this point we were moving at an approximate speed of 0 mph, and there was no sign of us going on any time soon.

All I could think about was my pee now, every little thing reminded me of it, and I needed to go now. If I waited any longer, I would pee all over the car. So there was an empty McDonald’s cup in the car, my idea, to pee in the cup. I mean my options were to either pee my pants and embarrass myself, or to pee in the cup and embarrass myself. Either way it’s not good for me, might as well not make it miserable for everyone else and just pee in the cup.

So I was sitting in the backseat ready to pee in the cup and like I said before, I had a lot of water. Well let’s just say the cup was not big enough and so now there is urine on my hand, and also in the car. Which is exactly what I was trying to avoid.

We threw the pee-filled cup out of the window and all the other cars in the traffic jam just stared in disgust. Since then, I have now learned to hold me pee for a very long time.