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The Lords Prayer: Revised
April 22, 2009
To our selves,
who aren’t in heaven
Hollowed to our name.
Your kingdom comes,
Through veins it runs, and skirts with legs clean-shaven.
Give us this our daily bed,
And resent us for our laziness, as we don’t care enough to worry about forgiveness.
And lead us not into temptation, for we have been there.
And deliver us from evil, for we are stuck here.
For thine is my kingdom, my power, and my glory.
Forever and ever and ever.
Amen.
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