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She's So Perfect That You Hate Her
She's so perfect that you hate her
you want to kick her teeth in
knock that cocky smile off her face
bring her back to earth
and show her
that she's not all that great
that her gorgeous blond hair is the color of a rotten banana
that her sea blue eyes are the color of storm clouds
and when it rains in her eyes
it pours
and you get a metaphorical umbrella
and kick her storm away.
You want to break her.
you want to teach her that
a brilliant smile
and perfect clothes
and a beautiful body
are just stupid items
that can be replaced.
and you can replace her too.
with someone better than her.
someone with ugly brown hair
and boring green eyes
and someone who's not perfect
she's so average
that you love her
and want to kick her
at the same time.
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