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The Funny Puny Day
I got up one morning
And I couldn’t decide what to eat
I decided a boiled egg would be
Really hard to beat
I pedaled my old bike to work
And I was promptly fired
My bike couldn’t stand on its own
Because it was two-tired
On my way home I saw
A dog and the police flittering
The dog had given birth
And was ticketed for littering
On my bike I rode to the dentist
Up a very steep hill
I’ve been to the dentist several times
So I know the drill
After the rotten day I’ve had
Some advice that I might lend
Getting too big for your britches
Will expose you in the end
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