It was long, long ago
In a land among the plains
That a boy you wont know
A boy named Arnold lee
He lived there with every thought
But to be friends with me

He was a child & I was a child
In this land among the plains
He hated with a hate that was more than hate
Me and my awful migrains
With a hate so strong angels of heaven
Befriended him and me

And this was the reason long, long ago
in this land among the plains
that cold watered sea
when we went swimming that day
i was given sorrow the size of the sea
the water that was chilling and killing arnold lee

in this land among the plains
it gave me such migraines
i wanted to ruin nature because it made me say "bummer"
so i went on to invent the "10 gallons to the mile hummer"