I had a pretty rotten week
my car fell apart right under me
repairs are gonna take a while
doesn't matter cuz rifles never smile

I had a pretty rotten week
my best friend's spreading lies about me
she lost her spot on my speed dial
doesn't matter cuz rifles never smile

I had a pretty rotten week
my mom doesn't have time for me
her new boyfriend's so hostile
doesn't matter cuz rifles never smile

I had a pretty rotten week
my basketball coach hates me
won't make the team with such a bad time on the mile
doesn't matter cuz rifles never smile

I didn't have such a bad week
that cute trumpet finally talked to me
he thinks I'm cute and his name is Kyle
too bad rifles never smile