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Cynic
Eww
Cheering for Hornets, Blue and Gold
We should play a team called The Flyswatters
So we could be crushed like the bugs we really are
Go Harrison!
It’s disgusting
Cheerleaders in skimpy uniforms
And I’m called to the office again
For hand-me-down shorts too short
“Who buys your clothes?”
Give me a break
No-one, you b****.
Don’t you know what poor means?
Why don’t you call one of those preps down
Shake things up a little
I want to puke
Rather walk four and a half miles to school
And I do
Because I just can’t take the claustrophobia-express
And all those screaming children who call themselves “grown-up”
Disgusting
Why are all the freshmen wearing Snooky-poofs?
Or is it Snookie?
Hell if I care
Reality TV has nothing to do with my reality
Except for the part where I choke on hairspray fumes
Yuck!
I calmly hate you all
Without rage or passion
It’s a casual anger
Through which I see all of you
And it makes me feel a little nauseous
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