Skydiving is an
Unusual habit.
People always have bad habits,
Even staplers have them.
Really they do!
Can you eat a stapler?
Ask a doctor.
Lets also ask the doctor
If my dog has Genuphobia – that’s the
Fear of knees.
Ranidaphobia – that’s what I have its
A fear of frogs, especially gigantic frogs. I also fear
Incredibly gigantic giants. Unless they wear
Leotards. Giants that wear leotards are always
Intelligent & they can do your
Social studies for you
Trust me your mom will never find your
Intelligent giant under your bed. Well, as long as your
Cat can keep a secret. My cat
Ellen, she’s a blabbermouth. Ever since she got that
X-ray. Ellen absolutely loves pineapple and anchovy
Pizza. Which personally I think
Is extremely gross and Ellen she has
Arachibutyrophobia – the fear of not being able to
Lick the peanut butter off the top of her mouth.
Interestingly she loves peanut butter.
Don’t you? My
Octopus does. His name is
Captain smiley. He’s allergic to
Invisible ink.
Oh my goodness! I’m so sorry for my
Unmindful rambling. It made more
Sense in my head.