Sweetie things just aren’t working out. It just seems like you don’t care for me like I care for you. You take me for granted and I’ve had enough! I always spend time with you and your friends . I always try to be on my best behavior when they’re around. I know I act up sometimes in public and I’m sorry if I embarrass you but I can’t help myself. I know I have premium taste and sometimes I smell a little gassy but it’s not so bad is it? We have so much history together it seems like I’ve been with you your entire life. Even your dad and I go way back but I know you’ll find someone better for you, someone younger and in better shape perhaps. I can’t make you want me and I hope someone else will take me for my true value. But to be honest no matter how old I am I’m still a Benz baby and you’ll miss me when I’m gone.

~ From Mercedes Benz 1991