Oh, my sweaters! How I love you so
For keeping me warm in the rain and snow
Fuzzy, fluffy, thick and soft
I shall never, ever take you off!
Cuddling inside on a chilly winter day
Reminds me that I no longer need to fray


Oh, my sweaters many, many thanks
For covering my arms and shoulders under tanks
Your touch is irresistible
My quest for you is insatiable
Sweaters are my dearest friends
And I shall wear them at the end


Oh, my sweaters, you have never done me wrong
You're much better than a sarong!"
Call me a grandma, as I crochet and knit
But you'll be jealous once I'm wearing it!
The best things I'll ever wear,
Sweaters, I shall bring you everywhere