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Deathly Remains
Fortised the bankerd on edgeth
Oh, have murnis in troubl’d sobbers
Shoulder doth shape squardy as hedgeth
Noggin’ wiltin’, folds, ‘n’ bobbers
Sabeldy can o’ grime ‘n’ muckin’
Holst it tight’r than closen
Fasterable remans no pointn’ chuckin’
Deacolthedly remans in them asen
Colden casings for asen housin’
Shiver morthen a hedy cluck’n
Crack it open for visidousin’
With a slamber you be shuckin’
Serped all flatlike on the floor
Can’t no dibberdence with the markum
Hot ‘n’ flamin’ asen like fore
Lit with iron, flinder ‘n’ sparkum
Gon, gon, gon morova’
Base it all on crime o’ doozin’
Pickin’ wodderst bunch o’ clova’
Leem to fade with lucky loozin’
Brancin’ anger like a Runcible fork
Bottle loosen’d with fangury prungs
Horbitable flyin’ as a cork
Does pierce the heart o’ murnis sungs
Oh, how ironodxical deacolthedly murnis plays
In swayin’ birches, in nightly ‘n’ days
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