Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
What a complete floccinaucinihilipilification.
I’m an inveterate sesquipedalianist.
Don’t cough like

you have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

panegyrize my perspicacious,
nettlesome opacity

You’re pusillanimous,
unbecoming to speak: articulate, enunciate, meditate, contemplate, ruminate

In my presence

All people have
sanction to

Speech

Ignorance is simply the mitigation of
the contumelious actions of the masses

as is their wont

I am unparagoned, omnipotent,
The highfalutin user of this language

A real jackass

Do you see now Bob?
Do you see now why people that use big, long words no one understands are no fun at all?
Good.
Then I can end this Brobdingnagian waste of my time.