If I was a turtle all muddy and green
Who lived in a black and polluted old stream
I would probably die while I silently scream
If I was a turtle all muddy and green

If I was a fish all shiny and red
Surrounded by frogs who floated there dead
I'd probably go crazy and lose my head
If I was a fish all shiny and red

If I was a snake all yellow and black
Who ate a shoelace and a blue bottle cap
I would probably die from these bad little snacks
If I was a snake all yellow and black

If I was a person who just didn't care
Who threw all her trash just about anywhere
When things started to crumble I'd just sit there and stare
If I was a person who just didn't care