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May 21, 2010
By I_am_awesome BRONZE, Chicago, Illinois
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“May I take your luggage?”
“Why certainly you can.
You don’t need to inspect me,
I’m a nice man.”

I boarded Flight 253 on Christmas Day,
And took my seat.
Hoping no one would notice,
I had a bomb between my feet.

The plane ride was so slow,
I just wanted time to rush.
Until the bomb failed to go off,
Now my groin looks like mush.

While I was headed for Detroit,
I wanted was to make the plane drop.
I will be charged for 10 accounts,
But instead I made my groin pop.

I boarded Flight 253 on Christmas Day,
And took my seat.
Hoping no one would notice,
I had a bomb between my feet.

“I see life in prison,
Maybe death in time”
“I know I did wrong,
Because my man area looks like slime”

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leaf44 PLATINUM said...
on Jun. 6 2011 at 4:18 pm
leaf44 PLATINUM, Rehoboth, Massachusetts
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...... weird, but good
justsmileanddance PLATINUM said...
on Dec. 12 2010 at 3:56 pm
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this is soo weird.....
L.T.A SILVER said...
on Aug. 2 2010 at 3:41 pm
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Omg i would have never expected that. its very origanal i love it
I_am_awesome BRONZE said...
on Jul. 26 2010 at 5:13 pm
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Well, because of the situation it is pretty funny. I mean really who puts a bomb in their underwear in the first place.
MustangWriter1813 PLATINUM said...
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It seems like you are making a joke out of this?

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The title is unique! I like it!! <3

 

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