Hey I'm a zombie
I like to eat brains
I live on the railroad
in front of old trains
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I use to be human
my name was Ted
I use to eat steak
and sleep on a bed
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but one day
one fateful day
I believe it was Sunday
early in May
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I went to the graveyard
black in night
where I saw something crazy
which gave me great fright
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I wanted to run
I wanted to hide
but instead I sat down
and quietly cried
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it looked really fun
and positiviley great
and that is when I learned
the end of my fate
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all of the zombies
were having a party
so I went up to one
whose name was Marty
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"let me eat your brains
and a zombie you'll become
you'll party all the time
and never miss mum"
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so he ate my brains
and it felt great
because he was right
I don't miss mum or mate
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so I thank you dear Reader
but please do mind
if you would like
to become one of my kind?