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This is the Best Poem in the World!!!
This poem of mine is,
not a doubt about it,
The best poem written
by this entire class!
It will get stuck in your head
like honey straight from the jar,
And it’ll ring in your ears
like chimes on a windy day!
You haven’t heard a thing like it,
you and your chicken-scratch “poems!”
You amateurs will stare in awe
at my pure ingenuity!
Now, prepare to be truly amazed
by the beauty which will flow your way
For it’s truly something to behold,
as my little ditty goes like this…
Slosh
Pitterpatter
Lololol
Akkakkakk
Tata-tum-THUD!
The end!
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@Afra I agree this was fun to read :)
I wrote a short series of poems based around the idea of memories and/or what makes things memorable. This one, which is my personal favorite of all of them, revolves around a cocky classmate bragging about their poem to the entire class before reciting it. This one was super fun to write, and I wanted to publish it so others could see it.