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Ode to the toilet
So shiny and lit
 You handle every fit
 With shady grace
 No disqualm of disgust
 In you I undoubtfuly trust
 Oh waters deep of nearly-clear blue
 Reflecting my face aque
 Such support goes unscathe
 As I lay my head a place
 But there isn't rest for the wicked
 Going forth and spewing
 Goodbye to the reflection of the ceiling
 Fingers gripped your ledge
 Hanging on and releasing out
 From your room it sounds like a shout
 I hug you tight and very still
 Wondering who I should kill
 But you my darling will remain unharmed
 Because you have me utterly charmed
 I love you
 My dear sweet loo
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