Don’t lie, I saw you,
Leaping in your room.
Looking like an octopus,
Oh, what a terrible doom.

Don’t lie, I saw you,
Singing with your brush,
Pretending to be a rockstar,
HAHA, I’m not going to hush.

Don’t lie, I saw you,
Dressed up like a princess,
Too bad you were all sweaty,
And looked as if in distress.

Don’t lie, I saw you,
Talking to your toes,
Pretending they were little piggies,
Jeeze, you should keep your door closed.

Don’t lie, I saw you,
Playing with your dolls,
Making them fairy godmothers,
Oh, how you make me LOLZ.

Don’t lie, I saw you,
Reading my diary,
If you tell, I’ll show this poem,
To the National Enquirer-y!