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Why I hate english teachers
You are wrong
 You are dead
 dead
 dead 
 dead 
 dead
 WRONG! 
 Your analysis of Shakespeare
 is 
 appalling
 Your idea’s of Bradbury are 
 sickening. 
 Your methods 
 are atrocious
 your grammatical lessons
 are enough to bore
 the paint drying
 on 
 the 
 wall.
 I am offended
 as a four time
 state champ
 in both writing, 
 prose
 expository
 and Shakespearean acting
 your teaching offends
 you assume that I am wrong
 about analysis of character
 about writing techniques
 about how essays should 
 be worded
 offends the wonderful
 brilliance that you attempt
 to suppress inside me. 
 I am right
 I am 
 100
 100 
 100 
 100 percent right 
 You cannot deny the fact that
 you are wrong
 and I am
 right. 
 You may be the teacher 
 but I am the experienced
 I live this 
 every day
 
 Recitation of Prose 
 character analysis
 discussion of purpose
 are my life. 
 You sit behind a desk 
 and read your little notebook
 and scribble your little notes
 and pretend to care
 and to know. 
 Put away the facade, 
 for Gods sake
 give up. 
 we know you are wrong
 and-
 if I may be frank
 it p***es us off 
 that you assume your rank
 as 
 head of the class
 makes you smarter than me. 
 It doesn’t.
 You may be older
 but I am fifty times the wiser
 and you are wrong
 you are dead
 dead 
 dead 
 dead 
 dead 
 WRONG! 
 And I am right.

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