Oh my! Come and get it boys.

Silk, feathers, and organza covered my runway.

The best to the worst; I just wanted to buy and buy!
Alexander McQueen, Irina Shabayeva, and Rachel Roy
They pulled me off my feet and through me away!


Then came the newest fashions.
Now, Christian Siriano and Christian Dior.
There models almost tripped over all the layers.
One was kicked right out the door.
But both are the payers.


Fur, Cotton, Red, and Grey!

Christian had a little too much,
But Christian had a good deal!

Which one should I touch?


Which one appeals?




Now Christian said to Christian,

“Who do you think you are?


Feathers, buttons, and drapes!

It’s my job to make people stop stare from afar.
Why don’t you quit and go eat some grapes?”

Christian said back to Christian,

“You’re just made of hats and fur.
I make people fall off there feet!

You only make people suffer.


Why don’t you go and buy some meat?”

After Christian brought meat and Christian ate grapes,

Christian said to Christian,

“Who came up with this idea?
A dress made of grapes and meat, can’t you listen?
From who did this via?”





Well, Michael Kors and Michael Angel made a new dress.
It was made of grapes and meat.

How dare they mock Christian and Christian!

They made them fall off their feet.

Now they began to listen.



Michael said to Michael,

“What buffoons!

We watched them buy meat and grapes,

Now we’re tycoons!

They’re just apes.”


Well, Christian then said to Christian,

“We make unique clothes.


Why don’t you go and buy us some meatballs and spaghetti?
Then we’ll make so many more sales, you’ll close!
Then you will have to work in the deli.”


That was when Jeremy Scott came in.
He saw Michael and Michael eat meatballs.
Then he saw Christian and Christian eat spaghetti.
He thought they looked like oddballs!

That’s when the dress made of spaghetti meatball made them all petty.