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I don't think you understand,
You live in a ham.
If you wanna try and lie,
Please just go and die.
I'm feeling so stressed.
Why am I in a pink dress?
How are you feeling tonight?
Go turn out the light.
No one likes Twilight you know,
Because vampires don't sparkle, they glow
(In the dark because their skin is so pale)
And they all wind up going to Yale.
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