Do you have a boyfriend?

Yes,
He just hates everyone in my family,
And would never want to come to this.


No,
I love, love, love,
Coming to these lovely parties
And being lovingly single.


Yes,
He’s just way to busy,
Washing his carpets for his
Creepy, curious, crazy, cousin.


No,
I’m to in love with serious relationships,
That consumes my whole life… NOT!


Yes,
I have a math test tomorrow,
I thought we where talking about things we could cheat on.


No,
I enjoy having this question asked towards me,
At every SINGLE party.

Yes,
I might have a real relationship,
Does it matter?


No,
I’m not in a relationship,
I don’t plan to be in one for a while,
Talk to me when I’m 30…


So, just ask me again, do you have a boyfriend?