Some people, they’s got style,
some people lay tile,
some others always go on DogPile,
while others run an extra mile. (Yo)
But me, I’ve got a rap.

Some people think they cool.
Some act like a stupid fool.
Rich folk got an indoor pool.
But some stare at the t.v. and drool.
But me, I’ve got a rap.

This is my rap.
Bout as good as it gets from here to Chester Gap.
If you ever need a cap,
just give me a tap.
When you get tired, don’t forget to close the tent flap.
Then take yourself a short nap.
But don’t forget to look at the road map,
or you might run into a bear trap.
This is my rap.

Some people have a pet frog.
It just sits there in the middle of the log.
Other people got a dog.
Don’t ever let it go into the bog,
or it will get lost in the fog.
Then it will get all wet and soggy.
But me, I’ve got a rap. (homie)

Other people got a pet cat.
Some mean folk hit it with a baseball bat.
Some, I’m sorry to say are just stupid and fat.
But me, I’ve got a rap.

Some people got a pet goat.
They always take it out on their boat.
They don’t know it won’t float.
So they get a Rubbermaid tote.
But me, I’ve got a rap.

This is my rap.
Bout as good as it gets from here to Chester Gap.
If you ever need a cap,
just give me a tap.
When you get tired, don’t forget to close the tent flap.
Then take yourself a short nap.
But don’t forget to look at the road map,
or you might run into a bear trap.
This is my rap.

People say “What’s up?”
They have a pug pup.
But they always forget to drink out of the cup.
But me, I’ve got a rap.

Some girls are named Jane.
Every time I see her, she is getting on a plane.
She flushed her coffee down the drain.
Then decided to get a Great Dane,
it would always drive her insane,
when it would go out in the rain.
She thought “Why do dogs have to be such a pain?!”
But me, I’ve got a rap.

I always get the blame
for breaking the picture frame.
Nothing will ever be the same,
cause life is just a silly game.

Some people got a monkey.
It sits around all day and eats Ben and Jerry’s ‘Chunky Monkey’.
It makes your car radiator kinda gunky.
And smells kinda funky.

This is my rap.
Bout as good as it gets from here to Chester Gap.
If you ever need a cap,
just give me a tap.
When you get tired, don’t forget to close the tent flap.
Then take yourself a short nap.
But don’t forget to look at the road map,
or you might run into a bear trap.
This is my rap.

Some people got a big house.
It is way too big for a mouse.
Miss Delcour is always wearing a blouse.

I am just sitting in English class trying to write.
Gus and Allen are actin pretty tight.
They and Zach got a band concert tonight.

Gary is just sitting there eating a cherry.
Emma is mighty happy and merry.
There ain’t a person in here named Terry! (Yo)

Yeah, Katelyn and Katherine are twins.
Their soccer team has had many wins.
Andrew just threw a bottle into the recycling bin.

Ashley is kind of a friend with Heather.
Claire is messin with a bird feather.
Emily is singing ‘Never say never!’
Don’t worry, the goat outside is tied to a tether!

Maddie just hurt her knee.
Katie’s horse is only three.
Britney is dreaming of what she could be.

Amanda is a renactor.
My brothers are backpackers.
Daniel Boone was a mighty fine tracker. (Yo)

Yeah, this is Delcours pre AP English class.
It’s kinda hard so we can’t go to the pond and catch a few bass.
But all we want to do is pass.

(Yo) This is my rap.
Bout as good as it gets from here to Chester Gap.
If you ever need a cap,
just give me a tap.
When you get tired, don’t forget to close the tent flap.
Then take yourself a short nap.
But don’t forget to look at the road map,
or you might run into a bear trap.
This is my rap.

I now need to go.
So, don’t try to shoot an ant with your bow.
Cause you will miss but, the grass will continue to grow.
Just one more thing- always learn what you should know,
then you will always be with the flow!