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One Act Play Diner

April 12, 2013
By airgnaw SILVER, Wellington, Florida
airgnaw SILVER, Wellington, Florida
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Setting:
At Denny’s, in the corner booth. Three men are bickering while eating. They are discussing the robbery they just committed.

Amos:
Ay Vinny! Ya know what you’re going to eat?, eh?

Bruno:
I think that steak looks delicious. It’s pretty cray cray. Stop saying EH! You’re not Canadian for God’s sake!

Bruno:
Of course you would get the most expensive meal. Can you please stop saying cray cray? And Amos, please don’t order donuts. I can’t stand anymore donuts for a week.

Amos:
Why? Donuts are great, eh?

Bruno:
Well they were great until you ordered 10 boxes of them and we ate donuts for the next week!

Amos:
You didn’t HAVE to eat it, eh?

Bruno:
You charged it onto my credit card and I didn’t want to waste it.

Amos:
Whatever, eh? We’re all friends.

Bruno:
Not when my “friends” charge a hundred dollars’ worth of glazed donuts to my card.

(waitress arrives)

Waitress:
Are you guys ready to order?

Vinny:
Man, this place is awesome. I’m starving. I’ll take everything on the menu. Charge it on Bruno’s card. I’ll take this cray cray mac and cheese triple and –

Bruno:
Actually he’ll take just a cheese burger. Amos will take the kid’s chicken and a Fanta. I’ll just have water, I’m not hungry.

Amos:
Hey!

Waitress:
Okay, your food will arrive shortly.

Amos:
I hate you.

Bruno:
Why, because I embarrassed you? I know you like the kiddy menu’s and you always spill. It’s the truth, don’t deny it.

Amos:
No, that part’s fine. I just wanted fries with my order.

Vinny:
Just shut up Amos, you have the mentality of a three year old.

Bruno:
Do you even know what mentality means, Vinny.

Vinny:
No, someone just told me that.

Vinny:
I’m feeling a bit hungry now.

Bruno:
So? Your food is almost ready.

Vinny:

This place is pretty cray cray,

Amos:

(adds in) eh?

(Bruno storms out)



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