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One Act Play Diner
Setting:
At Denny’s, in the corner booth. Three men are bickering while eating. They are discussing the robbery they just committed.
Amos:
Ay Vinny! Ya know what you’re going to eat?, eh?
Bruno:
I think that steak looks delicious. It’s pretty cray cray. Stop saying EH! You’re not Canadian for God’s sake!
Bruno:
Of course you would get the most expensive meal. Can you please stop saying cray cray? And Amos, please don’t order donuts. I can’t stand anymore donuts for a week.
Amos:
Why? Donuts are great, eh?
Bruno:
Well they were great until you ordered 10 boxes of them and we ate donuts for the next week!
Amos:
You didn’t HAVE to eat it, eh?
Bruno:
You charged it onto my credit card and I didn’t want to waste it.
Amos:
Whatever, eh? We’re all friends.
Bruno:
Not when my “friends” charge a hundred dollars’ worth of glazed donuts to my card.
(waitress arrives)
Waitress:
Are you guys ready to order?
Vinny:
Man, this place is awesome. I’m starving. I’ll take everything on the menu. Charge it on Bruno’s card. I’ll take this cray cray mac and cheese triple and –
Bruno:
Actually he’ll take just a cheese burger. Amos will take the kid’s chicken and a Fanta. I’ll just have water, I’m not hungry.
Amos:
Hey!
Waitress:
Okay, your food will arrive shortly.
Amos:
I hate you.
Bruno:
Why, because I embarrassed you? I know you like the kiddy menu’s and you always spill. It’s the truth, don’t deny it.
Amos:
No, that part’s fine. I just wanted fries with my order.
Vinny:
Just shut up Amos, you have the mentality of a three year old.
Bruno:
Do you even know what mentality means, Vinny.
Vinny:
No, someone just told me that.
Vinny:
I’m feeling a bit hungry now.
Bruno:
So? Your food is almost ready.
Vinny:
This place is pretty cray cray,
Amos:
(adds in) eh?
(Bruno storms out)
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