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The Submarine Diaries

May 14, 2013
By The_Lord GOLD, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
The_Lord GOLD, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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Another day to look for a wonderful whale
I get up from my bed and wipe the fog out of my eyes
I take off my pyjamas and put on my uniform
I should be looking for enemy submarines
But that’s no fun

I walk down the swaying hall
My eyes set straight
I go to my station and put on my headphones
I spend an hour hearing nothing but swishing water

I feel the captain’s hand on my shoulder
as I hear a whale song
I listen to him while I listen to the whales
and I hear we’re going to surface

I run to the deck to see the whales
It’s still wet from the ocean
I slip
I get up
and I see a blue whale
What a day


The author's comments:
This piece I wrote while living on a submarine made of bacon. I heard we were going to get destroyed by a whale made of chocolate pudding. The whale jumped on us and I held up my crucifix and the whale backed off. I was rewarded by eating the ship. Then I got sent to jail because we didn't have a ship. Now, I'm a monkey in the bahamas and I eat bananas made out of bacon. I have high cholesterol. I'm also single, wink wink wink oh no now I have a tick.

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on May. 26 2013 at 7:18 pm
AlaskaGirl GOLD, Klawock, Alaska
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Favorite Quote:
"Screw the shining armor. I will take my man in dirty camo any day"

xD hahaha Amazing :P and very entertainig  

The_Lord GOLD said...
on May. 23 2013 at 1:43 pm
The_Lord GOLD, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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Well, it appears ruthie_d3's sister's cousin's aunt wanted to post a comment. I'm going to post a monkey bit every thursday

ruth_w GOLD said...
on May. 23 2013 at 11:18 am
ruth_w GOLD, Solihull, Other
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Favorite Quote:
"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen." Albert Einstein

ahahahahhahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahahah im crying with laughter

The_Lord GOLD said...
on May. 22 2013 at 2:46 pm
The_Lord GOLD, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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Well aren't you easily amused. Thank you ruthie_d3 I hope that isn't your real name because I would have trouble talking to you. Pleasant days, a monkey. Here is another comment on my monkey life. Prepare to be shocked as a hippo is when he sees a butterscotch krimpet. Well, I was dancing with a woman who we'll call Jessica Won't Mess With Ya. We were dancing and I found the cop that was chasing me was related to her. I didn't know what to do when he picked her up. Then I realized that Kevin Bacon was in the dancing house. He was performing his moves from Footloose. Naturally, I decided to outdance him. He didn't stand a chance as I dominated him. After I beat him, I thought he would gift me with bacon, which is what Kevin Bacon does when you beat him. So I bit him. The cop then chased me to the house Bob Saggot lives in and I'm writing this here.

ruth_w GOLD said...
on May. 20 2013 at 10:53 am
ruth_w GOLD, Solihull, Other
12 articles 0 photos 6 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen." Albert Einstein

really like the poem and your comment at the side is really funny xx