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Angry Monkey
Monkey: “WHY!!!!”
Guy: “What?”
M: “Nobody on Teen Ink is viewing my stuff!”
G: “And you’re upset because?”
M: “I spent a lot of time on these.”
G: “Yeah, those full ten minutes of time.”
M: “I pour my heart and soul on to these pieces.”
G: “Well, you have comments longer than your pieces and the humour is lacking.”
M: “You dare question my writing!”
G: “It’s just not good writing.”
M: “Like what?!”
G: “Your spelling is bad.”
M: “That’s sutpid.”
G: “My point exactly.”
M: “The monkeys would appreciate it.”
G: “Whatever, man.”
M: “I want a divorce.”
G: “We were never married.”
M: “You don’t remember the papers you signed?”
G: “PAPERS?!”
After a long fight...
M: “You punch like a girl.”
G: “You didn’t even get a punch in.”
M: “I didn’t want to hurt you.”
G: “Yeah, right.”
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