There once was a Poptart named Dale.

He fell from the pantry, and turned stale.
The reason he fell, is quite a good story.

I'll tell you it know, and share all his glory.
He was trying to impress the Jell-O next door.

But turns out he fell, face flat on the floor.
The sad part about this, you'll soon find out.

Is he thought he had a chance with her, had no doubts.
But she had her eyes, on a completely different man.

She had her eyes on the Tomato Soup can.
But Jell-O had a sister whose name was Green bean.

She was skinny and hot, but could be very mean.
When Dale first saw her, his jaw dropped in awe.

She was the prettiest vegetable he ever saw.
But Poptart was brave and he took a great chance.

He decided to ask her to the Casserole Dance.
After no hesitation, Green bean said yes.

So they went out together, and bought her a dress.
The dance started out great, but it got very hot.

Something seems fishy, Poptart thought.
When Dale started sweating and his face got all red,

It was then that he realized he was about to be dead.
Were being baked into a casserole, this dance was a trap!

Dale's eyes suddenly opened, he'd awoken from a nap.
Dale looked around and saw Green bean was okay.

He sat and thought to himself, I'll never let her go away!