When we left off, I was in a barn. It turns out that under this barn,which smells like manure, is a fight club. I stayed in this place for two days straight and hadn't heard a single noise. So when I went under the barn to participate in this fight club I found out that it was a bunch of old ladies knitting while they fought.One woman was even in a wheelchair and was fighting like a fat kung fu martial artist except she was not fat she was, however, eating a subway hoagie.I wanted that hoagie and would have to fight to the top to get it.I thought it would be easy but when I got to fight the lady with the hoagie I found out that she was a descendant of Bruce Lee. She promptly destroyed me and broke every bone in my body and ate the hoagie in front of me. When I got to the hospital the cops found me and put me in jail without a trial. So here I am, writing this story in my cell with a gorilla for a room mate. But we plan on breaking out...