Fandoms took my life away
They looked at me and said
"You don't need that anymore."
They gripped it tight and threw it out the window
At first I fought like Sam and Dean against Lilith
I promised I wouldn't give in
but after awhile
Fandoms had me swooning over British men
Almost as hard as Coulson over Cap
Fandoms put references in my head
and pull them out of my mouth
My friends always get the references
Fandoms hooked them too!
They give us these things called feels
They make us scream, cry, and die inside.
Then Fandoms cradle us in its arms and coo
"It's okay"
They give us stuff like fan art and fan-fics
To help us feel better
I hope one day, my life will get back to normal
But when I think about it,
I hear Sherlock laughing at me in the background.