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i. FEND

April 6, 2015
By omicron GOLD, East Brunswick, New Jersey
omicron GOLD, East Brunswick, New Jersey
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Favorite Quote:
Average attracts average. I want you to be allergic to average. Only then will you be successful-Eric Thomas


i. FEND

 

lllissenerupyer phoo’see godda

 

deFENDer bherd-hers aie saeh,

 

beh-cahwz dhay tearen’dee oooo’ll flyag-o part n

 

dey dryv-in heerin deer gar-byadge chruhcks

 

‘crussde bherd-er yA see daeh,

 

beetayhk-en jerbsfrum, armeeruhkha we’awhta

 

KICK thawse

 

gooooodfurnuht-een mehksie’an

 

s*** herds BACK.

 

cross-ahbherdr-i say!


The author's comments:

With this piece I hope to highlight the ironic idiocy of ultra-conservatives who fight against immigration reform. I hope to (satirically) mimic the accents and viewpoints of anti-immigration conservatives, and highlight the flaws in their beliefs. Ultimately, I hope to further the cause for immigration reform, and honestly just being nice to other human beings!


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