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A General Complaint
There’s not enough Teddy Roosevelt Fan Fiction
There’s simply not enough
Lincoln has his vampires
Washington has his werewolves
Henry Clay has whatever Henry Clay does
Like making compromises and –you know-not dying
But ol’TR has zilch
It’s not like there’s a shortage of titles
“Steady Teddy” comes to mind
Or even better: “Bro-sevelt”
These are all viable ideas.
I’d even settle for a mashup
I can just picture it now
Teddy Roosevelt Meets Full House
“Oh, Teddy!” Bob Saget would say with a knowing grin and a friendly punch on the arm
“You’ve always been my favorite president.”
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