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Pizza Patrick

November 20, 2015
By patrick420 BRONZE, San Antonio, Texas
patrick420 BRONZE, San Antonio, Texas
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If i was a pizza box,
I would be so good you’ll try to hide me in your sock.
I might get as hard as a rock.
Don't forget about the jocks.
I know my pepperonis look like chicken pox
But don't worry I went to the doc.’s

Don't forget about the wings,
Because we're like kings.
Be careful it kinda stings.
Be sure to take off your rings.
Just leave ur kids on the swings,
You might have to pull some strings.

I’ll walk away if you don't have ranch.
“Crack” I just broke your branch.
I might get you as heavy as a avalanch.If i was a pizza box,

I would be so good you’ll try to hide me in your sock.
I might get as hard as a rock.
Don't forget about the jocks.
I know my pepperonis look like chicken pox
But don't worry I went to the doc.’s

Don't forget about the wings,
Because we're like kings.
Be careful it kinda stings.
Be sure to take off your rings.
Just leave ur kids on the swings,
You might have to pull some strings.

I’ll walk away if you don't have ranch.
“Crack” I just broke your branch.
I might get you as heavy as a avalanch.If i was a pizza box,

I would be so good you’ll try to hide me in your sock.
I might get as hard as a rock.
Don't forget about the jocks.
I know my pepperonis look like chicken pox
But don't worry I went to the doc.’s

Don't forget about the wings,
Because we're like kings.
Be careful it kinda stings.
Be sure to take off your rings.
Just leave ur kids on the swings,
You might have to pull some strings.

I’ll walk away if you don't have ranch.
“Crack” I just broke your branch.
I might get you as heavy as a avalanch.If i was a pizza box,
I would be so good you’ll try to hide me in your sock.
I might get as hard as a rock.
Don't forget about the jocks.
I know my pepperonis look like chicken pox
But don't worry I went to the doc.’s

Don't forget about the wings,
Because we're like kings.
Be careful it kinda stings.
Be sure to take off your rings.
Just leave ur kids on the swings,
You might have to pull some strings.

I’ll walk away if you don't have ranch.
“Crack” I just broke your branch.
I might get you as heavy as a avalanch.If i was a pizza box,
I would be so good you’ll try to hide me in your sock.
I might get as hard as a rock.
Don't forget about the jocks.
I know my pepperonis look like chicken pox
But don't worry I went to the doc.’s

Don't forget about the wings,
Because we're like kings.
Be careful it kinda stings.
Be sure to take off your rings.
Just leave ur kids on the swings,
You might have to pull some strings.

I’ll walk away if you don't have ranch.
“Crack” I just broke your branch.
I might get you as heavy as a avalanch.If i was a pizza box,
I would be so good you’ll try to hide me in your sock.
I might get as hard as a rock.
Don't forget about the jocks.
I know my pepperonis look like chicken pox
But don't worry I went to the doc.’s

Don't forget about the wings,
Because we're like kings.
Be careful it kinda stings.
Be sure to take off your rings.
Just leave ur kids on the swings,
You might have to pull some strings.

I’ll walk away if you don't have ranch.
“Crack” I just broke your branch.
I might get you as heavy as a avalanch.If i was a pizza box,
I would be so good you’ll try to hide me in your sock.
I might get as hard as a rock.
Don't forget about the jocks.
I know my pepperonis look like chicken pox
But don't worry I went to the doc.’s

Don't forget about the wings,
Because we're like kings.
Be careful it kinda stings.
Be sure to take off your rings.
Just leave ur kids on the swings,
You might have to pull some strings.

I’ll walk away if you don't have ranch.
“Crack” I just broke your branch.
I might get you as heavy as a avalanch.If i was a pizza box,

I would be so good you’ll try to hide me in your sock.
I might get as hard as a rock.
Don't forget about the jocks.
I know my pepperonis look like chicken pox
But don't worry I went to the doc.’s

Don't forget about the wings,
Because we're like kings.
Be careful it kinda stings.
Be sure to take off your rings.
Just leave ur kids on the swings,
You might have to pull some strings.

I’ll walk away if you don't have ranch.
“Crack” I just broke your branch.
I might get you as heavy as a avalanch.



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