You’ve heard about the races
Mexicans, whites, blacks, and Asians
well at our school they're all the same,
within colors,
it's not racist
just simple observations.

You have the Mexicans in the back of class,
if they showed up that day,
always being loud and rude
and the teacher pays no attention.
They always speak in native tongue
making fun of others,
when they try to work it never works
none of them ask questions.

Then there's the blacks, who do a little better in class
excelling in sports for they are all fast
which helps them get through high school and college.
They all use slang and hang their pants
so everyone can see their underwear,
bullying nerds here and there getting detention way to often.

Speaking of nerds, that's what Asians are right?
Always wearing glasses to help their squinty eyes
with calculators in hand and two sharpened pencils
they all have straight A’s except that one C in P.E.
It’s always funny to see them panic
while dodgeballs get thrown at them while they're hiding in the back
one got his hard right in his pocket protector
and was out cold for a few hours.

Man I so happy I'm white
I’m perfect in every way
no one can make fun of me
and if they tried it probably wouldn't be funny.
Us whites we excel in school and in sports
we all have parents who are rich and support us,
they spoil us with money and gifts
and do all the chores so we can sit and relax.

Huh maybe not everything I've said is correct
but it’s what I hear from everyone else
I don’t understand why people say these mean things about others.
Maybe it’s just to make people laugh
but what about the people getting laughed at?
It feels wrong to make fun of others
but if everyone does it how will it stop?

One day a kid might come make a difference
until then, that's it,
from the proud school of racist.