To old for this,

To young for that,

I'm too skinny,

I'm too fat.

Sit up straight,

Relax, it's fine.

It's too costly,

They're a dozen a dime.

Don't be so grouchy,

can't you feel?

go put on your makeup,

those eyelashes aren't real.

Of course we're friends,

who the heck are you?

I never tell lies,

what do you mean it isn't true?

Your outfit looks great!

Gosh, can't she see?

Go on, choose someone else.

Why wasn't it me?

Just a friendly reminder,

make her loose all her teeth...

I'm totally on top of it.

I'm more buried down beneath.

Not enough color,

too much black.

To old for this,

to young for that.