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There once was an old Finnish bard

December 9, 2012
By CharlieBalzary SILVER, Cape Town, Other
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CharlieBalzary SILVER, Cape Town, Other
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"It is the writer who might catch the imagination of young people, and plant a seed that will flower and come to fruition."

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There once was an old Finnish bard
Who wove tales while devouring lard
It so happened one day
His intestines gave way
Please do write him a get-well-soon card

© Cara L., Cheny, WA

The author's comments:
Nothing inspirational or life changing. Just good ol' fun courtesy of me.
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