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Special Man
There once lived a very old man
Who lived in a far away land
He could only eat sand
Because he had no Dental Plan
The man had a special band
A band of men with no hands
They played with toes and tongues
Yet they still had a room full of fans
Jan, Pan, and Dan were their names
Ran and Can drove their van
Cause they still had their hands
Boy what a band
Boy what a man
A man who could only eat sand
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