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Lobster Lobotomy
Lobster lobotomy brings justice to the crabs
And nets hang wild from foot to claw
Plastic asphyxiation is the modern law
Tarpaulin nudity in human labs
Lobsters are crawling in the sideways, sabachthani parade
By eye of crab and tooth of lobster charade
Lobsters are crawling in the sideways, sabachthani parade
By eye of crab and tooth of lobster charade
Come out of your shell induced coma
Transparency will reside in your skin
Golden feet are nude ones at their best
And silver comes in second just to win
Lobster lobotomies lend lynching tactics to liberal limitations
Crab clients collaborate circumcisions in communistic catatonia
And the creatures were boiled
Boiled in their miasmatic pots
What sinful races have collapsed between your columns of time?
And how grown has the vegetable large?
Lobsters are crawling in the sideways, sabachthani parade
By eye of crab and tooth of lobster charade
Lobsters are crawling in the sideways, sabachthani parade
By eye of crab and tooth of lobster charade
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