Verse 1:
You were that guy, you were the stud
You were the player who fell in love
She’s the one for you
That much in your heart you know is true
Then one day you had just bought her the ring
And you saw a girl who made your heart sing
You gave her a kiss; she put your picture in her locket
All the while you had the ring in your pocket
Chorus:
Well you’re an idiot; you’re a cad!
How could you treat me like that?
And that’s all for us; the end
Turns out I’m the girl you were never gonna see again
Verse 2:
For weeks I had stars in my eyes
Couldn’t keep my mind off that one guy
How could a guy like that not be taken?
It actually was a really good question
Don’t you remember the shock of our lives?
When I ran into you, your ring and your wife
She talked about you had been together for years
I can’t believe I actually fought back the tears!
(Chorus)

Verse 3:
Two years later you called me up on the phone
And so I was patient and listened to you drone
You had rushed into your marriage too fast
And your divorce has been finalized at last
You admit that you acted like a jerk when we first met
But you confess how your feelings have been kept
Buried deep down like some pirates chest
And opening the door would probably be best
Chorus 2:
Well you’re an idiot; you’re a cad!
How could you treat me like that?
Now you want to be friends
Wasn’t I the girl you were never gonna see again?
Chorus 3:
I think we both know: fat chance!
We love each other so much more than that!
We could never be just friends
Turns out I’m the girl you were destined to see again