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My $ass
My sass is untamed
 It cannot be contained
 My sassiness is beyond extreme
 It’s more than just a dream
 
 Gurrrrrl
 My Sass is fo’ real.
 
 You cannot fathom
 my sassiness, madame
 My sass is the greatest thing
 Because I am the king.
 
 (Well, really the queen..)
 
 Gurrrrrl
 My sass will make you kneel...
 
 My sass is like a roaring lion.
 My sass is as hot as a Paraguayan. 
 My sass is like a punishing force
 My sass is like an elegant horse.
 
 Gurrrrrl 
 My sass will make you squeaL
 
 You got nothing on my sass
 And I ain’t even go to sass class.
 My sass is smoother than sheer glass
 The mass of my sass is as great as my a**!
 
 (OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)
 
 Gurrrrl
 My sass is a big deal..
 My sass has got limitless appeal.
 My sass is most indeed ideal.
 My sass is seems quite unreal..
 My sass is almost quite surreal.
 But there's one thing I need to reveal
 
 (Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!)
 
 MY SASS IS BETTER THAN YOURS!
 
 (Bam, as I walk off stage.)

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Don't be mad, Zimmy; soon the whole world will know your name. :P
Don't be mad, Zimmy; soon the whole world will know your name. :P
