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Shall I Compare Thee to a Winters Gale
August 10, 2011
Shall I compare thee to a winters gale
You are less charming and ill tempered
Even if you did not fail like a beached whale
I would be hard put to think you not absurd
You remind me of a dying duck
A charging llama or a rhino
You smell little better then stinking muck
You’re as pasty as an albino
Why do you act like a running rat
You are like a fuzzy mildewing mold
And are as clean as a welcome mat
You simply must get rid of that cold
But no matter how weird you act
You will always be my family's cat
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