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&quot;When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch them wonder how you did it.&quot;<br /> -Anonymous

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If you&#039;re reading this I&#039;m sure I owe you at least one of these: I&#039;m Sorry. I Forgive You. You Were Right. And most importantly, Thank You. If you&#039;ve made me smile, you&#039;ve helped me live.

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&quot;The Aenied is an Odyssey of epic proportions.&quot; - Caleb <br /> &quot;Eve was deceived and ate the fruit, Adam ate it out of stupidity.&quot; - Mr. M<br /> &quot;Begone ye map of woe!&quot;<br /> &quot;I&#039;m the map...&quot; - Lydia and Caleb.

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&quot; She smashed her rear view mirror because she was tired of looking back&quot;

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&quot;Take a tip from me Mr. Producer. One alligator, one chicken, one satisfied audience.&quot; Martin Crane, Frasier

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i know that you believe you understand what you think i said, but im not sure you realize that what you heard is not what i meant.