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December 18, 2009
By Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
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Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
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"Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it." -Gandhi

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I
This tart appliance
can turn on any bagel
in her hot embrace

II
Industrial strength
steel and heated copper coils
Pleasure perfected

© Tina S., Monmouth Junction, NJ

The author's comments:
Ever play apples to apples? For sensual, I played toaster. And won.
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11MaTa said...
on Dec. 14 2010 at 3:23 pm
Im a BIGGGG wierdo so .......I WUV IT!!!!!!!!!!!!(giggle...it turned that bagel on!!!!)
KaileeM BRONZE said...
on Nov. 26 2010 at 8:30 pm
KaileeM BRONZE, Magnolia, New Jersey
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your metaphors are amazing- please keep writting! well done
Strangecolor BRONZE said...
on Nov. 14 2010 at 10:57 am
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
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Favorite Quote:
"Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it." -Gandhi

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Sankeuu :)
halls SILVER said...
on Sep. 2 2010 at 2:24 pm
halls SILVER, Harrison City, Pennsylvania
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omg i love this its fabulous
Strangecolor BRONZE said...
on Aug. 13 2010 at 4:39 pm
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
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"Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it." -Gandhi

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It's a great party game! So much fun.
Strangecolor BRONZE said...
on Aug. 13 2010 at 4:39 pm
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
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"Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it." -Gandhi

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Haha, honestly, I don't remember, I don't like to defend my choice, but sometimes if it's outlandish enough, it'll win. Depends whom I with. 

I suppose it is sort of a skill to make kitchen appliances sound sensual, :P

DiamondsIntheGrass GOLD said...
on Aug. 13 2010 at 4:17 pm
DiamondsIntheGrass GOLD, Martinsville, New Jersey
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were your playing funny versions or serious?  when i play im usually not allowed ot defend my choice, cuz that makes the judge biased.  but thats cool how you actually made a toaster sound sensual.
avantgarde GOLD said...
on Aug. 11 2010 at 6:23 pm
avantgarde GOLD, Stillwater, Minnesota
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This is so adorable! And I love the quirky story behind this lovely haiku. Apples to Apples must be very inspiring :) Good job!
ThatClarinetPerson SILVER said...
on Jul. 9 2010 at 4:32 pm
ThatClarinetPerson SILVER, Tequesta, Florida
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you must play interesting games at recess...=P
Strangecolor BRONZE said...
on Jul. 9 2010 at 1:42 pm
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
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The recess that opens up at 3am I think :P
Strangecolor BRONZE said...
on Jul. 9 2010 at 1:42 pm
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
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&quot;Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it.&quot; -Gandhi

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Haha, I dont really remember anymore, whip might have been one of them....
ThatClarinetPerson SILVER said...
on Jul. 8 2010 at 7:00 pm
ThatClarinetPerson SILVER, Tequesta, Florida
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&quot;Life. Don&#039;t talk to me about life.&quot;<br /> ~Marvin the Paranoid Android (from the Hitchhiker&#039;s guide to the galaxy series)<br /> Statistical analysis suggests that i am probably in tune with someone<br /> (hahahahaha! I love this cause i&#039;m never ever ever in tune &gt;o

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hahaha. this is funny. i'm not which recesses of your brain you pulled this from, but i love it.
Imaginedangerous PLATINUM said...
on Jul. 7 2010 at 11:52 am
Imaginedangerous PLATINUM, Riverton, Utah
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:) Liked it.

 

Um... if you won with 'toaster', what did everyone else play?

pollorambo GOLD said...
on Jun. 9 2010 at 12:31 pm
pollorambo GOLD, Indianapolis, Indiana
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there is a difference between knowledge &amp; Intelligents

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thats cool im not going to think of a toaster the same way 4 the rest of my life
xBaByGiRrL22x PLATINUM said...
on Jun. 6 2010 at 10:00 pm
xBaByGiRrL22x PLATINUM, Pearl River, New York
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&quot;The goal isn&#039;t to live forever, but create something that will.&quot;<br /> &quot;If you wanna go, baby let&#039;s go; if you wanna rock, I&#039;m ready to roll.&#039;&#039;<br /> &quot;No one ever said it&#039;d be easy. They just said it&#039;d be worth it.&quot; &lt;3

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~lol i luv thiss!~
Sarbear GOLD said...
on May. 17 2010 at 3:03 pm
Sarbear GOLD, Milan, Ohio
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--Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you&#039;re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.<br /> --When life gives you lemons, squirt them in people&#039;s eyes.

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haha i love this poem!! i'll never think of toasters the same way again lol!! anyway, great job.  :)
AmyMarie BRONZE said...
on May. 15 2010 at 10:32 am
AmyMarie BRONZE, Lakeville, Minnesota
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ha mark twain would be proud.
ellyncannon PLATINUM said...
on Apr. 22 2010 at 5:16 pm
ellyncannon PLATINUM, Mexia, Texas
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That which we persist in doing becomes easier, not that the task itself has become easier, but that our ability to perform it has improved.<br /> Ralph Waldo Emerson<br /> &lt;3

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well, im glad you care! haha I cant believe YOU still use your toaster!
Strangecolor BRONZE said...
on Apr. 20 2010 at 6:10 pm
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
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&quot;Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it.&quot; -Gandhi

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I'm sorry to have corrupted your breakfast experience... muahahaaa
ellyncannon PLATINUM said...
on Apr. 20 2010 at 4:05 pm
ellyncannon PLATINUM, Mexia, Texas
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That which we persist in doing becomes easier, not that the task itself has become easier, but that our ability to perform it has improved.<br /> Ralph Waldo Emerson<br /> &lt;3

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haha. not very but this morning i couldn't even make waffles! it was TOO wierd!