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December 18, 2009
By Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
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Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
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"Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it." -Gandhi

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I
This tart appliance
can turn on any bagel
in her hot embrace

II
Industrial strength
steel and heated copper coils
Pleasure perfected

© Tina S., Monmouth Junction, NJ

The author's comments:
Ever play apples to apples? For sensual, I played toaster. And won.
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Leahrose211 said...
on Apr. 6 2011 at 12:11 pm
Leahrose211, Saugus, Massachusetts
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no one wouldve thought of writing this and the fact that you did is great. love it and great personification
AlisRed said...
on Apr. 6 2011 at 11:57 am
Wow...Just wow I mean I feel in love again...with the toaster! Great personification! :D
babyfacejack said...
on Apr. 6 2011 at 11:56 am
this poem comes from the heart and i enjoyed the name
slichwala1 said...
on Apr. 6 2011 at 11:53 am
this poem is a good poem about how a toaster always makes perfection like this poem is talking about
jmurph said...
on Apr. 6 2011 at 11:50 am
jmurph, Saugus, Massachusetts
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The idea of this poem is great, makes me want toast. Really nice job with it, I love it!
Strangecolor BRONZE said...
on Apr. 1 2011 at 10:30 pm
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
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"Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it." -Gandhi

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Scary? How? It's just a sweet, little toaster.... lol
IamtheshyStargirl PLATINUM said...
on Apr. 1 2011 at 6:11 pm
IamtheshyStargirl PLATINUM, Lothlorien, Utah
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Boredom instigates extreme creativity. <br /> ~Amoniel<br /> <br /> "Bowing gratefully to all of my subjects, 'thank you. Thank you. The pleasure is mine." Nah, I'm just kidding. We're all kings together.'" <br /> ~Thesilentraven

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Whoa. This... is kinda scary...

But good, scary but good. I guess.

Baha.

Strangecolor BRONZE said...
on Jan. 25 2011 at 9:26 am
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
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Favorite Quote:
&quot;Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it.&quot; -Gandhi

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YOU JUST MADE MY DAY.... and I'm a little concerned. :)
Strangecolor BRONZE said...
on Jan. 25 2011 at 9:25 am
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
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&quot;Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it.&quot; -Gandhi

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Yeah, I don't think most people do... thank you!
Strangecolor BRONZE said...
on Jan. 25 2011 at 9:24 am
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
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&quot;Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it.&quot; -Gandhi

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I am here to open your mind to strange new things... and Apples to Apples is the greatest game, agreed. :)

Thanks!

Strangecolor BRONZE said...
on Jan. 25 2011 at 9:22 am
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
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&quot;Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it.&quot; -Gandhi

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You mean, "way to think outside the"...um...the.... REFRIGERATOR!

Thanks :)

BARBIE said...
on Jan. 19 2011 at 1:16 pm
I LOVE IT!!! THIS IS MY LIFE
Sally Smith said...
on Jan. 19 2011 at 1:11 pm
I have never thought of a toaster like this. It is very creative and you are really thinking out of  the box.
BeautifulCacophony SILVER said...
on Jan. 12 2011 at 3:52 pm
BeautifulCacophony SILVER, Lake In The Hills, Illinois
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&quot;I believe everything happens for a reason. People change so that you learn to let go. You believe lies so that eventually you learn to trust no one but yourself. And sometimes, things fall apart so that better things can fall together.&quot;-Marilyn Monro

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Well, that  was fantastic!!! I will never see a toaster the same way again. :)

Great poem, it was quirky and hilarious, but still very well written!!

And Apples to Apples is the greatest game of the planet.

GodsGirl36 PLATINUM said...
on Jan. 12 2011 at 10:12 am
GodsGirl36 PLATINUM, Topeka, Kansas
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That. Is. EPIC! :D 

 

Never thought of a toaster that way before...way to think outside the box! ;-) 

Strangecolor BRONZE said...
on Dec. 18 2010 at 2:07 pm
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
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Favorite Quote:
&quot;Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it.&quot; -Gandhi

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The game Apples to Apples? Have you ever played it? There's one card that has an adjective and you have seven random cards in your hand that have some sort of noun. The goal is to try and play what you think is the best noun described by the adjective and another player "judges" everyone's noun cards once they are down (the judge position rotates each turn). At the time the adjective was "sensual" and I was at a lost for anything in my hand, so I just played "toaster." And I ended up winning the round.... it was just a fun night with some friends :)
11MaTa BRONZE said...
on Dec. 18 2010 at 2:04 pm
11MaTa BRONZE, Pueblo, Colorado
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what made you think of writing such a silly poem????
Strangecolor BRONZE said...
on Dec. 14 2010 at 10:05 pm
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
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Favorite Quote:
&quot;Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it.&quot; -Gandhi

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That it did ;D
Strangecolor BRONZE said...
on Dec. 14 2010 at 10:02 pm
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
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Favorite Quote:
&quot;Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it.&quot; -Gandhi

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I'm confused too, honestly... but thanks for liking it! Teehee
justsmileanddance PLATINUM said...
on Dec. 14 2010 at 4:01 pm
justsmileanddance PLATINUM, Montgomery, Alabama
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Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.<br /> -Albus Dumbledore

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confused by this but i like it!!